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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.

Post the first definition it gives you.

Tag 3 people.

++1.) Your name?:
Emily

-Slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.

She drives me crazy, shes such an Emily.

- A code word for alcohol.

"Are we hangin with emily tonight?"


The hottest girl alive. usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
Person A: "i hope i can go out with an Emily tonight"
Person B: "i am going out with an Emily tonight and we will party!"

(...MOMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *hides*)



++2.) Your age?:

14

-A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88

"14/88 forever!", shouted the skinhead.

-The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be f*cked.

ME: Now that you're 14 we can F*CK!
HER: *SLAP*

-the age of any person who listens to music that you hate. Unless of corse you ARE actually 14, in which case the age of any person who listens to music that you hate is 12.

"only 14 year old goth kids listen to KoRn"

(...I AM VERY SCARED NOW. I'm never going to Canada.)

++3.) One of your friends?

Sara

-
Subject of a Bob Dylan Song; related to the name sarah, Hebrew for princess; all who posess the name have a tendancy to correct all misspelling when in regards to themselves, or call themselves "Sara-no-h".

-hello, may I get your name?
--Sara, Sara-no-h.
-Thank you Sara.

-Man, that Bob Dylan song is soo cool, I'm going to name my daughter Sara, its so much better without the h at the end.

-A person who is very hot and has the greatest personality ever! In hebrew Sara means princess. There for you should treat her as if she was one! Sara is also a very irresistable person.

Damn! That Sara chick is so fine!
I wish that Sara chick was single cause then she would be mine!

-A special type of dance that is both sexual and orgasmic.

Fool, I was dancing sara all over that beezy last night!

(Sara, I'm sorry OnO)

++4.) What should you be doing?

...err...studying?

-An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."


-A term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.

I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullsh*t

-
Doing anything other than studying;

Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

(While surfing the internet) "Get the f*ck out of my room, I'm studying!!"

(Uhm, ok...)

++5.) Favorite color?

Green

-yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

"yo, where da green at?"

-
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.

2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service

3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit

4.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.

5. Green Cars are Fugly.

-1) marijuana
2) money
3) when somebody is hatin or bein wrong

1) i smoked me some good green
2) homies always askin fo some green
3) that bitch is bein green

(Well, that's interesting.)

++6.) Birthplace?

...STALKERS!


It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee.

HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.

A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An ugly girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy who gives you flowers is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker.

(I think one is enough for that one XD)

++7.) Month of your birth?

May~

-cool; sexy; hot

I am so may


-May is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

-The fifth month of the year
"is it May already?"

(XD I like the last one.)

++8.) Last person you talked to:

I'm talking to Sara, but I already put that down, so Sierra!

-Fine ass Woman with an incredible body.

I need to get some Sierra.

-a cute, tall, pretty girl whose fun and the best girlfreind ever and usally a bitch as well

yo sierra i love her

-An awesome friend. She is fantabuloso, fantabulicious, and spotless. She is also rotflcopter awesome, especially when wearing a rainbow tie-dye shirt on crayon day...
"sierra , wasap"

"u r such a sierra"

(These were amusing XD)

++9.) One of your nicknames?

Too many to choose from |D

SARU!

-
Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.

"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"

(LOL WTF?!)

I tag...



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